March 3, 2004

Twisted

I have a great idea for a new reality TV show. Move over Endemol, here comes "BidMania".

The basic premise is this: you put ten people in a room and get them to write bid documents non-stop. The last person still writing wins. Automatic disqualification if you start giggling hysterically, or if you have a brain haemorrhage.

There'll be special bonus rounds, where you have to stay quiet and not scream when a series of entertaining challenges are thrown at you, such as "sections you forgot to write" or "semantically nonsensical requirements".

This is how my day is going:

The application Microsoft Word has unexpectedly quit.

I think there's actually blood leaking from my eyes and ears.

Posted by savs at March 3, 2004 1:23 PM