Dear Vodafone ….

Voda Xmas Spam

Dear Vodafone,

Get the fsck out of my face.

So far I have received four MMS spams from you: all identical, all incredibly dull and badly-formatted. My GPRS connection is permanently on trying to receive more, and my battery is failing rapidly.

If you must abuse your customers like this, how about sending just one message, and making sure it plays well on the mobile device you know I own?

Just as soon as I’m out of the contract period binding me to you, I will be off to pastures less goddam nauseatingly irritating.

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